LGBT : DONT PRESS ON THIS QUESTION…unless ur prepared…?
Posted by admin on Friday, September 3rd, 2010
*crrrrsshshshshshass* Calm voice of a woman comes on : “Thank u for inserting tape 2…..Part 1…The Emerald City….”
Welcome ladys, gents, children, tranys of ALL ages!!!!And welcome to the Emerald City!!!!! Lets begin, then, SHALL WE???
1.What’s the first thing u would do in the Emerald City???
2.Are the buildings REALLY green, or is it just the glasses ur wearing???
3.Cheap sequined(red) shoes from Target or Swarovski Crystal Stiletto’s???
4.Dorthy with straight hair , leather mini skirt, fish-net stockings and a t-shirt that says :”SUCK IT” or Dorthy with curly hair, cute farm dress, skin colored stockings and red sequined shoes???
5.Is the Lion : Gay, Bi, Les.,Trany and Y(TRANIES READ THIS!!!! : U dont mind me calling u guys tranys right???If u do, ill stop it immediatly!!!)
6.Golden Roads or Bloody Roads???
7.Small midget humping a pole OR Tall midget humping a ball???
8.Does the tin-man need a heart? or a some oil???
9.Lollypop or Midgetpop???
10.Fugly moustache or Beautiful Unibrow???
11.Wicked witch of the WEST or Hot B-t-h of the EAST???
12.Flying monkey OR marshmellow???!
13.Talking tree or man-eating goldfish???
14.Water or Acid???
15.How would u kill the witch???
16.Hit by a truck or hit by a house???
17.Wicked(the musical) or Midieval knight???
18.Farm girl accent OR Lion accent???
19.Hair like Sarah Palin or a LUSCIOUS lions mane(includes red bow)???
20.Wizard of OZ or Merlin of PizzaExpress???
21.Emerald City tour(on the bus with the lady who NEVER stops smiling and u cant understand her cause she knows another 8 languages!Did i mention shes a midget???Thats a plus in my book) or A self guide book that takes u to all the bars in town???
Calm womans voice comes on : “End of part 1 of tape 2…please turn over…Thankyou…” *crrrrrrushshshsshshsass*
@ apple picking : I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!The “SUCK IT” shirt ROCKS!!!!!!
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Thetaon 03 Sep 2010 at 3:45 pm 11.What’s the first thing u would do in the Emerald City??? buy me a mint latte
2.Are the buildings REALLY green, or is it just the glasses ur wearing??? I’m pretty sure it’s the glasses, but it looks too cool to find out.
3.Cheap sequined(red) shoes from Target or Swarovski Crystal Stiletto’s??? gimmie the stilettos they can double as a weapon
4.Dorthy with straight hair , leather mini skirt, fish-net stockings and a t-shirt that says :”SUCK IT” or Dorthy with curly hair, cute farm dress, skin colored stockings and red sequined shoes??? Can I have one of each? ^w^
5.Is the Lion : Gay, Bi, Les.,Trany and Y(TRANIES READ THIS!!!! : U dont mind me calling u guys tranys right???If u do, ill stop it immediatly!!!) Trans ^~
6.Golden Roads or Bloody Roads??? Gold.
7.Small midget humping a pole OR Tall midget humping a ball??? Tall
8.Does the tin-man need a heart? or a some oil??? He needs his lube, man.
9.Lollypop or Midgetpop??? lolli any day jk XD
10.Fugly moustache or Beautiful Unibrow??? unibrow
11.Wicked witch of the WEST or Hot B-t-h of the EAST??? West
12.Flying monkey OR marshmellow???! …monkey eating a marshmellow
13.Talking tree or man-eating goldfish??? Tree plz.
14.Water or Acid??? Dude the emerald city is freakin enough w/o acid XDD
15.How would u kill the witch??? I’d talk her out of her evil ways cause I win at life
16.Hit by a truck or hit by a house??? House is more exciting.
17.Wicked(the musical) or Midieval knight??? Wicked staring the knights of the round table, plz
18.Farm girl accent OR Lion accent??? Farm girls, ftw
19.Hair like Sarah Palin or a LUSCIOUS lions mane(includes red bow)??? Lion mane, ‘m a leo,rawwr
20.Wizard of OZ or Merlin of PizzaExpress??? MERLIN FTW!!
21.Emerald City tour(on the bus with the lady who NEVER stops smiling and u cant understand her cause she knows another 8 languages!Did i mention shes a midget???Thats a plus in my book) or A self guide book that takes u to all the bars in town??? self guide so u can date the midget lady XD
apple pickingon 03 Sep 2010 at 4:08 pm 21. dance and makeout
2. the glasses i’m wearing…i might be a little tipsy.
3. cheap red shoes
4. dorothy with curly hair but keep the shirt that says suck it.
5. gay
6. golden
7. tall midget
8. can i give him both?
9. lollipop, but not the kind you’re thinking of…;)
10. fugly moustache
11. keeping it east coast baby.
12. marshmallow
13. talking tree like grandmother willow from pocahontas.
14. water
15. poop on her face and then she’ll get e coli possibly
16. hit by a house…it’s more unique
17. wicked….i love all the songs in it
18. lion accent
19. lion’s mane
20.pizza-expresss….i am deathly afraid of wizard of oz
21. bars in town
Arohaon 03 Sep 2010 at 5:02 pm 31.What’s the first thing u would do in the Emerald City???

Steal some emeralds
2.Are the buildings REALLY green, or is it just the glasses ur
wearing???
No, they are actually green
3.Cheap sequined(red) shoes from Target or Swarovski Crystal Stiletto’s???
Cheap Target shoes
4.Dorthy with straight hair , leather mini skirt, fish-net stockings and a t-shirt that says :”SUCK IT” or Dorthy with curly hair, cute farm dress, skin colored stockings and red sequined shoes???
Curly hair, cute farm dress…
5.Is the Lion : Gay, Bi, Les.,Trany and Y(TRANIES READ THIS!!!! : U dont mind me calling u guys tranys right???If u do, ill stop it immediatly!!!)
Gay
6.Golden Roads or Bloody Roads???
golden
7.Small midget humping a pole OR Tall midget humping a ball???
Small midget (how can you have a tall midget?) humoing a pole
8.Does the tin-man need a heart? or a some oil???
oil
9.Lollypop or Midgetpop???
Lollypop
10.Fugly moustache or Beautiful Unibrow???
Unibrows scare me…
11.Wicked witch of the WEST or Hot B-t-h of the EAST???
Wicked witch – stick with the storyline…
12.Flying monkey OR marshmellow???!
Marshmellow
13.Talking tree or man-eating goldfish???
Talking tree
14.Water or Acid???Water
15.How would u kill the witch???
Deflate her
16.Hit by a truck or hit by a house???
House
17.Wicked(the musical) or Midieval knight???
Neither
18.Farm girl accent OR Lion accent???
Farm girl?
19.Hair like Sarah Palin or a LUSCIOUS lions mane(includes red bow)???
Lion mane with red bow
20.Wizard of OZ or Merlin of PizzaExpress???
Wizard of Oz
21.Emerald City tour(on the bus with the lady who NEVER stops smiling and u cant understand her cause she knows another 8 languages!Did i mention shes a midget???Thats a plus in my book) or A self guide book that takes u to all the bars in town???
First one